yh's profile!!! LOL, ROFL + LOL combined

CHECK THIS OUT MAN!!!
this is yh's profile thingy.
read it when u feel down.
SURE CAN LOL DE!
*still laughin after 10 mins...
ouch my jaws hurt sia!

Real name: 13 (yea no kidding)
Nicknames: Chiang Yi Herng
Married: no, and never will be... too bad :P
Male/Female: after IHFDC, i cant tell
High School: bss
College: ajc
University: piss off
Short or long hair: short but want long
Are you a healthy freak: who cares about health, when its time to die, u die
Height: neglegible
Weight: neglegible too
Do you have a crush on someone?: currently, no.
Do you like yourself?: sometimes.
Righty or lefty: righty!
First…
Piercing: to hell wif this, i dun go for thaipusam mind u
Person you see in the morning: myself? in the mirror?
Award: does a paper plane comp count?
Sport you joined: i dun do sports
Pet: spider
Vacation: HK, when i was barely 1yrs old (beat THAT)
Concert: kindergarten graduation concert
First crush: crushes are supposed to be secret
Currently…
Eating: curry puff
Drinking: teh
I’m about to: go on to the next qn
Your future…
Want kids: no
Want to get married: heads up, no
Careers in mind: how nice would it be to be able to be a singer/actor/wadeva the hell tt brings u fame
Which is better?
Lips or eyes?: eyes, check out uchihas', hyuugas', allen's, and mine xD
Hugs or kisses: kiss kiss
Shorter or taller: shorter (less energy wastage)
Romantic or spontaneous: dun understand
Sensitive or loud: dun care
Troublemaker or hesitant?: are these even opposites?
Have you ever kissed a stranger: cos not. but does being kissed by a 1st 3 mths OG member on the 1st month count?
Drank bubbles: yea, saliva bubbles
Lost glasses/contacts: yes, after 1 month tt damn specs jumped (what are the paladins doing man...)
Ran away from home: yes, when i'm late for wadeva
Liked someone younger: yes
Liked someone older: yes, i like everyone
Broke someone’s heart: i tink so......
Cried when someone died: no... death is a good thing
DO you believe in…
Yourself: who else?
Miracles: nah, its all planned
Heaven: duh... i came from there
Santa claus: i murdered him 50 yrs ago
Magic: real or fake?
Answer truthfully…
Is there someone you want to be with right now: duh its yes
Do you believe in God: Theo = god